The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.726 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,706 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 316,086 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, and surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 2,625^th in the world and 93^rd in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 316,086.76 Standard Monetary Units.