The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceadda is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.814 billion Ceaddians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chicago. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ceaddan economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is 80,560 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, Ceaddians seem to be catching more chills, and children are sent to either religious or secular schools. Crime is totally unknown. Ceadda's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ceadda is ranked 17,872^nd in the world and 366^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 7,724.34 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.