The Constitutional Monarchy of Ceadda is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 16.54 billion Ceaddians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chicago. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ceaddan economy, worth a remarkable 1,363 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is 82,437 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, all you have to do is pray to get into Ceadda, and television executives are interested in turning Chad's zany home life into a sitcom. Crime is totally unknown. Ceadda's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Ceadda is ranked 10,265^th in the world and 241^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,050.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.