The Bleeding Heart of Mijhu Republic is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cassidy Lindon-Saintise with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.387 billion Mijh enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valandia. The average income tax rate is 88.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mijh economy, worth a remarkable 1,728 trillion Xavers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,094 Xavers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, on-duty Air Mijhu Republic flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mijhu Republic's national animal is the Sey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Mijhu Republic is ranked 6,061^st in the world and 95^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.