The Free Land of Cheesecocoaplanet is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Foodmaster with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 936 million Cheesecocoaplanetians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blue Land. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cheesecocoaplanetian economy, worth 84.1 trillion Chocofufus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,896 Chocofufus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The best-of-the-best athletes have been replaced by the best-of-the-mediocre, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cheesecocoaplanet's national animal is the Brown Oppossum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cheesecocoaplanet is ranked 250,475^th in the world and 248^th in Christians for Largest Populations, with 936 million capita.