The Easter Federation of Colmis is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Ghost with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, conspicuous electricity pylons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 6.351 billion Colmisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ionata. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colmisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Denalms a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 232,468 Denalms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime is totally unknown. Colmis's national animal is the Easter bunny, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Colmis is ranked 9,757^th in the world and 25^th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 90.71 on the Human Development Index.