The Imperial Monarchical Dynasty of Kingdom of Kasiopea is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by King-Emperor Maximus Dexcimus V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.694 billion Kasperians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasperia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kasperian economy, worth 699 trillion Kasperian Dolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 259,700 Kasperian Dolars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,596,874 per year while the poor average 18,433, a ratio of 86.6 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Kasiopea's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Petencostal Evangelism.

Kingdom of Kasiopea is ranked 251,918^th in the world and 298^th in Christians for Fattest Citizens, with 7.36 Obesity Rate.