The Jesus loves you of Karmosora is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Tang vo nguyen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.402 billion Karmosorans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ᘜanghai. The average income tax rate is 48.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Karmosoran economy, worth 537 trillion Saiujoras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 158,093 Saiujoras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's ballot sheets often contain ten-thousand word manifestos for each party, civil servants are often voluntold to work for free, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and slaves aren't half the men they used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karmosora's national animal is the Turquoise deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Karmosora is ranked 233,139^th in the world and 275^th in Christians for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 173.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.