Population | 8.773 billion |
Capital | Skopje |
Leader | Dimitar Gestakovski |
Faith | Orthodox Slavism |
Currency | Denar |
Animal | Brown Bear |
The Slavic Commune of Dimitrija is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dimitar Gestakovski with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, state-planned economy, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical population of 8.773 billion Yugoslavs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The large, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skopje. The average income tax rate is 86.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Yugoslav economy, worth a remarkable 1,476 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,267 Denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, children usually cry on their first day of school, and six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion. Crime is totally unknown. Dimitrija's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Slavism.
Dimitrija is ranked 166,393rd in the world and 816th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 1,110.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dimitrija voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Dimitrija voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Dimitrija endorsed The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Dimitrija endorsed The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
- : Dimitrija endorsed The Democratic Republic of Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands.
- : Dimitrija was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, Largest Black Market, and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The People's Republic of Perclumsia.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Trimaros.
- : Dimitrija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Dimitrija was endorsed by The Confederal Republics of International Socialist Union.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 42 » Likhinia, Newdenizland, Arsa, Equlainne, Oder Crudia, Celedaria, Nadunavia, Noachia, Revolutionary Hesse, Ima, TransUps, Verdant Groves, International Anarchist Confederation, Democratic Republic of Acember, Verenzia, Comuny, Mikustania, Brauengen, The Dutch Proletariat, Agania, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Anerchi, Libisia, Socialist UwU, De Eon, Zambianka, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Cheteire, North Goiky, UNIOS, Socialismia, Toramicaball, Remnantia, Kanora, Krajzovda, Mandimbisoa, Des Sawuzavilockaver Islands, International Socialist Union, and Perclumsia.