The Free Territory of International Anarchist Confederation is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Dead Since a Long Long Time with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.295 billion Anarchists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union Town. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The all-consuming Anarcho- economy, worth 335 trillion Ration Permits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,941 Ration Permits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is currently revamping its entire education system, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, rumor has it that Dead Since a Long Long Time has won three lotteries in a row, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime is totally unknown. International Anarchist Confederation's national animal is the Brandling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafari.

International Anarchist Confederation is ranked 29,744^th in the world and 492^nd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.03 law-abiding acts per hour.