The Dictatorship of Dottchetza is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Cezill the Devouring with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.202 billion Dottchetzans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pizza Plaza. The average income tax rate is 36.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dottchetzan economy, worth a remarkable 2,422 trillion Pizza coupons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,311 Pizza coupons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges, political activists are routinely executed, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, and when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Dottchetza's national animal is the sewer rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is pizza worship.

Dottchetza is ranked 447^th in the world and 1^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 25,690.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.