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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 989thHighest Average Incomes: 1,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,305th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Hail Lilith! Hail the Holy Empire!
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Apprentice
WA Delegate / Devil's Advocate
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Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Drokea

Population2.905 billion

CapitalKhaaling
LeaderLilith
FaithThe Holy Flame

Currencysoul
Animalpiranha

The Holy Empire of Drokea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lilith with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.905 billion Drokeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khaaling. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Drokean economy, worth a remarkable 1,174 trillion souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 404,244 souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,238,653 per year while the poor average 102,122, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, and foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Khaaling Piranhas against long odds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drokea's national animal is the piranha, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Holy Flame.

Drokea is ranked 12,438th in the world and 18th in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,615.84 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 989thHighest Average Incomes: 1,195thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,305thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,516thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,749thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,779thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,129thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,285thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,305thLargest Mining Sector: 2,489thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,536thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,541stMost Patriotic: 2,695thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,056thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,204thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,526thLargest Governments: 3,585thLowest Crime Rates: 3,717thLargest Retail Industry: 4,256thSmartest Citizens: 4,549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,683rdMost Devout: 5,081stLargest Black Market: 5,363rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,905thFattest Citizens: 5,952ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,419thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,419thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,113thMost Conservative: 9,381stMost Influential: 10,923rdMost Authoritarian: 10,935thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,806thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,662ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,920thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,919thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,505thMost Developed: 22,764th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Drokea, foreign casinos have trouble paying fans who bet on the triumph of the Khaaling Piranhas against long odds.
  • : Following new legislation in Drokea, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Drokea, children are brutally beaten for saying gyatt and skibidi.
  • : Following new legislation in Drokea, colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper.
  • : Drokea lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Drokea, religious dissidents are heartless and cold-blooded.
  • : Drokea lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Drokea lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Drokea, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Drokean military.
  • : Drokea lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.

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