The Democratic Republic of Fed Old is a very large, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 211 million Fed Oldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The Fed Oldian economy, worth 11.0 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,125 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, maximum security Fed Oldian subway stations inspire prison systems around the world, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fed Old's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Fed Old is ranked 251,851^st in the world and 177^th in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -6.42 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.