The Freeholder Monarchy of Fololavakia is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Emilas with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 6.162 billion Fololavakians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestevita. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fololavakian economy, worth 797 trillion Silvers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 129,472 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, prisons in Fololavakia are the summer homes of murderers, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fololavakia's national animal is the European Golden Plover, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solunic.

Fololavakia is ranked 5,047^th in the world and 57^th in Europeia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 6,352.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.