by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thMost Primitive: 901stMost Devout: 3,391st
The Robot of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Cute little robots! Squeee!
Maximillian III
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Population7.257 billion

CapitalNovus Romanum
LeaderMaximillian III

CurrencySilver Dollar

The Robot of Hoffania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maximillian III with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.257 billion Hoffanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Romanum. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoffanian economy, worth 842 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,067 Silver Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Hoffania, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy, nose plugs are the latest Hoffanian fashion accessory, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Hoffania's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Hoffania is ranked 57,089th in the world and 1,410th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 25.75 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 78thMost Primitive: 901stTop
Most Devout: 3,391stHighest Crime Rates: 3,548thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,875thLargest Black Market: 5,488thMost Cultured: 5,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,744thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,129thMost Influential: 7,493rdBest Weather: 7,794thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,941stLargest Retail Industry: 8,496thMost Inclusive: 8,724thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,644thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,732ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,391stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,045thMost Armed: 14,251stNicest Citizens: 14,504thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,170thMost Developed: 15,903rdMost Advanced Public Education: 15,937thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,819thHealthiest Citizens: 17,606thMost Efficient Economies: 17,730thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,630thHighest Economic Output: 22,326th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 41st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 108th in the regionMost Devout: 109th in the regionMost Influential: 114th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionMost Inclusive: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 212th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 213th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 240th in the regionNicest Citizens: 250th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 353rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 371st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 439th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 497th in the regionMost Armed: 530th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 581st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 604th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 605th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 609th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 614th in the region

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