The Robot of Hoffania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Maximillian III with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.257 billion Hoffanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novus Romanum. The average income tax rate is 61.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Hoffanian economy, worth 842 trillion Silver Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 116,067 Silver Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Hoffania, the nation has learned that pulling out is messy, nose plugs are the latest Hoffanian fashion accessory, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Hoffania's national animal is the Robot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Hoffania is ranked 57,089^th in the world and 1,410^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Extreme, scoring 25.75 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.