The Endorse MadJack of Keltionialang is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Council of the 7 with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 7.304 billion Summer Wavers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of SWS Danse Macabre. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Summer Waver economy, worth 871 trillion scrap metals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,274 scrap metals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in Keltionialang after the ban on emigration was lifted, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, Keltionialang is renowned for its lax gun laws, and voters are one of the nation's top imports. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keltionialang's national animal is the Galathea Leviathan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leviathan Worship.

Keltionialang is ranked 237,162^nd in the world and 1,872^nd in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 8.02 Obesity Rate.