The Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 33.474 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmas. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 7,179 trillion Riyals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,466 Riyals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, militar husbands are dead good at fathering kids, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, and directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Palmas as a backdrop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 306,055^th in the world and 32^nd in Valaryia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.59 Obesity Rate.