The Leadership of Jadee Main is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Honourable Phee Mitchgate with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.07 billion Jadeeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ponderosa. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The very strong Jadeean economy, worth 208 trillion bicks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 67,971 bicks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

All-natural foods are becoming a major fad, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, healthcare funding has been cut, and knowing the capital of Bigtopia is cause for public shaming. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jadee Main's national animal is the Cardboard Quenda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jadee Main is ranked 48,178^th in the world and 380^th in Europeia for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.