The Socialist Republic of Kabaragoya is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by National People's Parliament with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 14.062 billion Kabaragoyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karagangoda. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabaragoyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,259 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 160,651 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sweat stains are proof of political acumen, crops are flattened as farmers bludgeon insects to death, too many developers spoil the codebase, and it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow. Crime is totally unknown. Kabaragoya's national animal is the monitor lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kabaragoya is ranked 6,487^th in the world and 101^st in The Communist Bloc for Highest Poor Incomes, with 149,461.48 Standard Monetary Units.