The Democratic People's Republic of Kominis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Chairman Sefu Bakari with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 3.116 billion Kominisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolibri. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kominisian economy, worth 504 trillion Koms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 161,955 Koms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Typing Chairman Sefu Bakari's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", it is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, and people say chess victor Chairman Sefu Bakari can kill you with mind-bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kominis's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kominis is ranked 16,240^th in the world and 247^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.