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Lauchenoiria

Population7.939 billion

CapitalButtercity
LeaderJosephine Alvarez
FaithAtheism

Currencypeso
Animalbutterfly

The Federation of Lauchenoiria is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josephine Alvarez with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.939 billion Lauchenoirians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Buttercity. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lauchenoirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion pesos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,837 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Lauchenoirian flag qualifies you for citizenship, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Lauchenoirian language, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and the government has pinkie-promised never to use its veto power except in an emergency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lauchenoiria's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lauchenoiria is ranked 2,387th in the world and 13th in International Democratic Union for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 2,395.24 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,532ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,266thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,556thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,845thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,200thMost Developed: 4,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,404thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,771stLowest Crime Rates: 5,994thSmartest Citizens: 6,523rdMost Cultured: 6,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,286thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,416thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,602ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,030thLargest Governments: 10,284thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,594thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,000thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,076thTop
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Most Secular: 14,071stMost Stationary: 14,298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,573rdHighest Economic Output: 17,459thMost Efficient Economies: 18,397thHighest Average Incomes: 19,589thMost Politically Free: 20,150thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,973rd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionMost Politically Free: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionSafest: 13th in the region

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