The Republic of Loaigg is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The cynical population of 126 million Loaiggians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 34.0%.

The strong Loaiggian economy, worth 7.59 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,272 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, most farmers are indentured to agrochemical conglomerates, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, and maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loaigg's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Loaigg is ranked 266,667^th in the world and 176^th in Corsair for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,941.13 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.