The Socialist people's state of Mypixel is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Pfalnze with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.705 billion Mypixelians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Mypixelian economy, worth a remarkable 2,051 trillion wostlers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 211,391 wostlers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Mypixelians, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and on hunt days the unpleasant peasant runs in lieu of the pheasant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mypixel's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Witchcraft.

Mypixel is ranked 291,195^th in the world and 431^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -6.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.