The Empire of Namonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan the Great with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 28.918 billion Namonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Namonia. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Namonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,628 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 160,062 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and Namonia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namonia's national animal is the English Bulldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Namonia is ranked 4,969^th in the world and 78^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cultured, scoring 159 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.