The Comunidad Popular of Nueva Zulia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The CIA with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.549 billion Nueva Zulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nueva Maracaibo. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Nueva Zulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,513 trillion Pan-dólars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 259,316 Pan-dólars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proudly free of crabs, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, and patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises. Crime is totally unknown. Nueva Zulia's national animal is the troupial, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Revolution.

Nueva Zulia is ranked 1,587^th in the world and 17^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 895.84 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.