The Cooperative Commonwealth of New Yankmoth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by C Gracchus Princeps with a fair hand, and renowned for its punitive income tax rates, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.803 billion Yanks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostowne. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yankee economy, worth 739 trillion sterling steels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 194,466 sterling steels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

When their backs are against the walls Yanks look out for gay men, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Yankmoth's national animal is the bull moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God-Building.

New Yankmoth is ranked 2,049^th in the world and 29^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 263 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.