The People's Republic of Okelia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.213 billion Okelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakhood. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Okelian economy, worth 91.5 trillion oks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 75,415 oks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, Okelian Tiger is one of the most popular forenames in Okelia, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and the government is spending serious cheddar protecting sewer rats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okelia's national animal is the okelian tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Okelia is ranked 22,503^rd in the world and 200^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,122.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.