The Democratic Republic of Palm BeachPete is a large, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 108 million Palm BeachPeteans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Palm BeachPetean economy, worth 7.61 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 70,479 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, claims adjusters are uselessly vague, and the country is preparing for war. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Palm BeachPete's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Palm BeachPete is ranked 41,564^th in the world and 215^th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 14.45 Obesity Rate.