The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.699 billion No mokingians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 7,622 trillion Pucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,812 Pucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, and young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 14,182^nd in the world and 218^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,002.53 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.