The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, strictly enforced bedtime, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 27.786 billion No mokingians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 9,781 trillion Pucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 352,036 Pucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,006,463 per year while the poor average 98,079, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, people who have lived their entire lives in No moking are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 2,270^th in the world and 52^nd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 249 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.