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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 28thMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Don't Hate, Obliterate
Main Man Egor
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

No moking

Population18.745 billion

CapitalPetersburgh
LeaderMain Man Egor
FaithThe Knights Templar

CurrencyPuck
AnimalWhite Tiger

The Federation of No moking is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Main Man Egor with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 18.745 billion No mokingians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petersburgh. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient No mokingian economy, worth a remarkable 6,754 trillion Pucks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 360,349 Pucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime is totally unknown. No moking's national animal is the White Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Knights Templar.

No moking is ranked 3,651st in the world and 111th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 144.98 quips per hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 11thMost Subsidized Industry: 28thMost Advanced Public Transport: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 205thLargest Black Market: 236thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 458thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 632ndMost Advanced Public Education: 695thMost Rebellious Youth: 838thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,266thMost Efficient Economies: 1,310thHighest Average Incomes: 1,349thHighest Economic Output: 1,476thLargest Governments: 1,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,657thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,963rdMost Developed: 2,065thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,776thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,184thSmartest Citizens: 3,651stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,055thMost Armed: 5,380thRudest Citizens: 5,510thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,034thLargest Retail Industry: 6,092ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,097thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,439thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,860thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,908thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,130thMost Influential: 7,356thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,718thMost Cultured: 9,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,474thHighest Food Quality: 12,116thTop
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Largest Populations: 13,030thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,861stMost Patriotic: 18,158thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,209thMost Secular: 21,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,917th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 32nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 89th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 111th in the regionMost Armed: 111th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Populations: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 156th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 160th in the regionRudest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 187th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 191st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 214th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 265th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 281st in the regionMost Cultured: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 324th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 381st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 403rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 405th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 471st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 678th in the regionMost Secular: 726th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 890th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 924th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, home education can sometimes be a load of bullocks.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, charity workers dole out hardtack from behind designer sunglasses.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the revelation that people were sexist in the past is apparently front page news.
  • : Following new legislation in No moking, the government prefers to leave the past buried.

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