The Optimal Federal Republic of Xandev is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kartikeya Tomar with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, daily referendums, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.794 billion Xandevians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden State. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xandevian economy, worth a remarkable 4,241 trillion Xandevian units a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 286,690 Xandevian units, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, board shorts have replaced board rooms, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xandev's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Xandev is ranked 149,384^th in the world and 2,697^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 450.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.