The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.903 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,087 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 265,807 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, celebrities sit helplessly as they are labeled "pompous womples" by President Philpot, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 307,834^th in the world and 11,672^nd in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 1.09 Obesity Rate.