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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,672ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,934th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Polansk

Population5.752 billion

Currencyzloty
AnimalGrizzly Bear

The Republic of Polansk is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.752 billion Polanskians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Polanskian economy, worth 984 trillion zloties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 171,176 zloties, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Hackers post hourly updates on international summits, increasing numbers of children in Polansk have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polansk's national animal is the Grizzly Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Polansk is ranked 115,954th in the world and 114th in Christians for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,295.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,672ndTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,934thMost Influential: 5,069thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,270thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,467thMost Conservative: 9,299thMost Authoritarian: 11,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,237thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,213thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,675thLargest Governments: 15,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,278thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,079thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,107thMost Cultured: 16,202ndLargest Black Market: 16,234thMost Developed: 17,284thHighest Average Incomes: 17,750thLowest Crime Rates: 18,513thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,077thMost Patriotic: 21,101stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,257thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,956thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,186thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,777th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Governments: 36th in the region

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