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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,656th
The Military Junta of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
All shall be made to serve
Grand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Russiania

Population16.477 billion

CapitalPetragrad
LeaderGrand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky
FaithCult of Leon

CurrencyRublemark
AnimalAzhdaya

The Military Junta of Russiania is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Grand Kommissar Leonid Slatosky with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.477 billion Russians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petragrad. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Russianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,476 trillion Rublemarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 271,685 Rublemarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days, and children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Russiania. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Russiania's national animal is the Azhdaya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Leon.

Russiania is ranked 13,640th in the world and 13th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 371.31 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 772ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,090thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,656thLowest Crime Rates: 1,810thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,590thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,367thMost Patriotic: 3,390thMost Devout: 3,407thMost Conservative: 3,472ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,641stLargest Governments: 3,833rdLargest Black Market: 3,901stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,984thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,019thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,107thHighest Economic Output: 5,468thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,187thMost Developed: 6,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,983rdLargest Insurance Industry: 7,064thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,473rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,566thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,728thHealthiest Citizens: 9,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,519thMost Authoritarian: 11,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,238thSmartest Citizens: 12,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,640thLargest Mining Sector: 13,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,355thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,890thTop
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Best Weather: 19,257thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,482ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,802ndLargest Populations: 24,993rd
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Most Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the region
No WA voting rights.

Endorsements Received: 4 » Mecivo, Tomie, Island Zero, and Independent Federation of Croatia.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Russiania adopted General Assembly Resolution #9 "".
  • : Russiania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Russiania adopted General Assembly Resolution #10 "".
  • : Russiania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "World Assembly Headquarters".
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, children and steel are ubiquitous features of the nethermost depths of Russiania.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, those who sing the national anthem off-key have the key thrown away.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, colonies are told they'll get their sovereignty back when they finish supper.
  • : Following new legislation in Russiania, most people attending churches are maintenance workers.

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