
| Population | 23.523 billion |
| Capital | Kyōtomie |
| Leader | Tomie Kawakami |
| Faith | servility |
| Currency | neo yen |
| Animal | fushichō |
The Funhouse of Terror of Tomie is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tomie Kawakami with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.523 billion serfs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyōtomie. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient servile economy, worth an astonishing 10,708 trillion neo yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 455,253 neo yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,363,721 per year while the poor average 118,783, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.
It's a jungle out there, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture, genetic research is facing major headwinds, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Tomie's national animal is the fushichō, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is servility.
Tomie is ranked 492nd in the world and 6th in The Alliance of Dictators for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 13,460.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, genetic research is facing major headwinds.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, it's a jungle out there.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
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Tomie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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Tomie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
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Tomie was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather and the Top 10% for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, pillows outnumber picket signs at most workers rallies.
- : Following new legislation in
Tomie, the government spends millions of neo yen every year prosecuting spammers.





































































