The Federal Republic of Sapireaskanda is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Supreme Moral Advisor with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 3.908 billion Sapireaskansdans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nontreais City. The average income tax rate is 51.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sapireaskanden economy, worth 441 trillion Darnaks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,019 Darnaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow, newspapers are celebrating The Supreme Moral Advisor saving over a million cats from trees, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, and woodland critters flock to the safety of unfamiliar humans wearing lab-coats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapireaskanda's national animal is the Wild cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sapireaskanda is ranked 96,700^th in the world and 33^rd in Portugal for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,393.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.