The Principality of Caxina is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by HSH Alexandre Pinheiro with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.773 billion Caxineiros hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Porto. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caxineiro economy, worth a remarkable 3,454 trillion Gaivotan Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 218,995 Gaivotan Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, doomscrolling is all the rage amongst the nation's teenagers, and the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people. Crime is totally unknown. Caxina's national animal is the Gaivota, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Sea.

Caxina is ranked 285,416^th in the world and 108^th in Portugal for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.