The Parliamentary Republic of Bralru is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jorge III with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate population of 4.842 billion Bralrurianos enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bralppy. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bralruriano economy, worth 660 trillion New Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 136,414 New Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, the army consists of only generals and grunts, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bralru's national animal is the Sardinha, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bralru is ranked 283,610^th in the world and 92^nd in Portugal for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.