The Socialist Federations of Schrebia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Fredrick Tauscher with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.614 billion Schrebiens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Üppigesdorf. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Schrebian economy, worth a remarkable 1,099 trillion Volkkasses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,629 Volkkasses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even secular Schrebiens are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Schrebia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Schrebia's national animal is the Rein Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is None.

Schrebia is ranked 3,130^th in the world and 79^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 139.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.