The Democratic Republic of Slimretta is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 220 million Slimrettans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Slimrettan economy, worth 13.9 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 63,034 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches, the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the world outside is only known of in folklore, and the government is full of esquivalience. Crime is totally unknown. Slimretta's national animal is the Bulldog.

Slimretta is ranked 121,644^th in the world and 91^st in Benigtopia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,454.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.