The United Socialist States of Sloviazachod is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic population of 455 million Słowiaks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rybayce. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Słowiaki economy, worth 30.7 trillion Złotas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,416 Złotas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, and Sloviazachod's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sloviazachod's national animal is the Bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sloviazachod is ranked 89,428^th in the world and 397^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Developed, scoring 64.26 on the Human Development Index.