Population | 5.545 billion |
Capital | Great Leader City |
Leader | Our Great Leader |
Faith | Statecontrolian nationalism |
Currency | dead geese |
Animal | panther |
The Oppressed Peoples of Statecontrol is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Our Great Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 5.545 billion Statecontrolians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader City. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Statecontrolian economy, worth 812 trillion dead geeses a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 146,558 dead geeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Statecontrolian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, babysitters are a thing of the past, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Statecontrol's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Statecontrolian nationalism.
Statecontrol is ranked 53,379th in the world and 1,347th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.35 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Statecontrol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : Statecontrol voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Griefing".
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, babysitters are a thing of the past.
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
- : Statecontrol was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, the Statecontrolian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Statecontrol, sprinters achieve their personal bests only when the Olympic Team recruiters come calling.
- : Statecontrol published "Well, Well, Well" (Factbook: Trivia).
- : Statecontrol was endorsed by The Only C that Isn't a B of Mad Jack Is Rejected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » New Anarchisticstan, Chocolatistan, Falangist Quebec, Andromeda Islands, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Nation6, Rathesia, Europeasia, Lux Prima, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, Elaribel, New French Nation, and Mad Jack Is Rejected.