The Evergreen Island of Stormaen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Naomi Stewart-York with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 26.205 billion Stormaeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Georgetown. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stormaener economy, worth a remarkable 2,680 trillion Stormaen dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,306 Stormaen dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown. Stormaen's national animal is the robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anglican Church in Stormaen.

Stormaen is ranked 227,670^th in the world and 132^nd in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 8.59 Obesity Rate.