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The Soviet state of Svalbard

Population5.553 billion

LeaderHRM Rioeste I

AnimalNo-anime penguin

The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRM Rioeste I with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.553 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion BCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 223,868 BCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The TSSOSBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 182,480th in the world and 86th in Northern Utopia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.23 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Inclusive: 532ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 541stNicest Citizens: 624thMost Advanced Public Education: 634thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 650thMost Pacifist: 915thLeast Corrupt Governments: 938thSmartest Citizens: 972ndMost Developed: 1,027thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,078thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,107thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,196thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,262ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,347thBest Weather: 1,382ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,415thMost Efficient Economies: 1,428thHealthiest Citizens: 1,442ndLargest Governments: 1,450thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,718thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,818thTop
Most Secular: 1,891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,449thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,460thSafest: 2,565thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,568thMost Influential: 2,626thLowest Crime Rates: 2,640thMost Cultured: 2,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,613thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,356thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,508thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,381stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 9,298thHighest Economic Output: 12,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,366thRudest Citizens: 15,382ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,632ndMost Income Equality: 16,094thMost Stationary: 16,969th
Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Grenopia, Nordic Democratic Republic, Cirnezvi, Hurona, Kjanu, AusValia, TashRakwen, Corlenia, and Saudi Isralia.

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