The Alpine Kingdom of The Soviet state of Svalbard is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Trousel Donnalbain with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.57 billion Svalbardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trondelang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Svalbardian economy, worth a remarkable 4,680 trillion Krøns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 239,174 Krøns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", Svalbardian royals love to remind their siblings who was adopted first, and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime is totally unknown. The Soviet state of Svalbard's national animal is the No-anime penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Soviet state of Svalbard is ranked 305,812^th in the world and 21^st in Northern Utopia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.75 Obesity Rate.