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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th
The Mad King of Hell of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.
The Mad King of Hell
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Lucifer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Stalker

Population19.366 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderThe Mad King of Hell
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencySoul
AnimalWhite Rabbit

The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.366 billion Damned Souls are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 14,336 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 740,285 Souls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 101st in the world and 1st in Hell for Most Beautiful Environments, with 9,716.97 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thMost Devout: 10thMost Primitive: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 30thLargest Black Market: 36thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40thMost Armed: 40thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 63rdHighest Crime Rates: 63rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 65thHighest Poor Incomes: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67thFattest Citizens: 70thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 74thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 74thMost Efficient Economies: 99thMost Beautiful Environments: 101stMost Valuable International Artwork: 145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 175thLargest Insurance Industry: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 197thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 202ndLargest Retail Industry: 246thLargest Governments: 308thRudest Citizens: 347thBest Weather: 397thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,279thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,536thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,993rdMost Influential: 2,190thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,286thTop
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Largest Populations: 8,157thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,528thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 22,212th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Commend Honeydewistania".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Scardino".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Scardino".
  • : The Stalker agreed to construct embassies between Hell and The Embassy.
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Minineenee".

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