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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stMost Devout: 6thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th
The Mad King of Hell of
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I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.
The Mad King of Hell
Influence
Eminence Grise
WA Delegate / Lucifer
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Stalker

Population17.76 billion

CapitalHell
LeaderThe Mad King of Hell
FaithDiscordianism

CurrencySoul
AnimalWhite Rabbit

The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mad King of Hell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.76 billion Damned Souls are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Damned to Hell economy, worth an astonishing 13,215 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Retail, and Trout Farming. Average income is a breathtaking 744,111 Souls, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,598,632 per year while the poor average 89,260, a ratio of 40.3 to 1.

Nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, burnout is common with anti-government demagogues, and the government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Stalker's national animal is the White Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Discordianism.

The Stalker is ranked 181st in the world and 4th in Hell for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 21,742.12 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1stMost Devout: 6thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Primitive: 17thMost Subsidized Industry: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36thMost Armed: 36thLargest Black Market: 39thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 42ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 48thMost Corrupt Governments: 53rdHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60thHighest Crime Rates: 60thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 65thFattest Citizens: 65thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 69thMost Efficient Economies: 87thMost Valuable International Artwork: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 96thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 124thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 144thLargest Agricultural Sector: 150thLargest Insurance Industry: 181stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 193rdLargest Retail Industry: 218thHighest Economic Output: 220thLargest Governments: 286thBest Weather: 389thRudest Citizens: 702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,363rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,550thMost Influential: 1,977thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,475thLargest Populations: 8,351stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,209thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,701st
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn ravana".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Australian rePublic".
  • : The Stalker approved the World Assembly proposal "Liberate LASAGNA PART TWO".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".
  • : The Stalker voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Vandoosa"".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : The Stalker voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Iran"".
  • : The Stalker lodged a message on the Hell Regional Message Board.
  • : The Stalker updated the World Factbook entry in Hell.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Boolaroo, Donkervader, Sathan, New Paristan, Stantenople, Warchief Mordok, Premedite, Kyraina, and Big Jim P.

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