The Free Land of Trolone is a huge, genial nation, notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 998 million Troloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazervøn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Trolonean economy, worth 114 trillion Psychons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 114,241 Psychons, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolone's national animal is the Green Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolone is ranked 14,450^th in the world and 14^th in The League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,200.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.