The United Realms of Emdilur is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amtur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.398 billion Emdilurians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geldrazet. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Emdilurian economy, worth 256 trillion Kertus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,370 Kertus, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,321,925 per year while the poor average 8,149, a ratio of 162 to 1.

Kids are taught in schools to argue with their parents, entomologists flock to Geldrazet for its remarkable gadfly population, DEI programs are farming essentials, and it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Emdilur's national animal is the Serpent, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chthonism.

Emdilur is ranked 85,465^th in the world and 82^nd in The League for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,629.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.