The Kingdom of Los Coronas is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 328 million Coronés are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Jesus Cristo. The average income tax rate is 45.0%.

The strong Coronésce economy, worth 24.2 trillion Colon Nuevoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 73,848 Colon Nuevoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute Leader's portrait, typing Leader's name into a search engine always gives zero matches, dessert dishes make up the Coronésce breakfast menu, and Leader claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Coronas's national animal is the Bear.

Los Coronas is ranked 64,739^th in the world and 68^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,369.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.