The Borderlands of Wabacha is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Wudlund Bach with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 24.982 billion Wabachans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wabach. The average income tax rate is 89.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Wabachan economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion WICS a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 68,018 WICS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wabacha's national animal is the Chili, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wabacha is ranked 31,456^th in the world and 7^th in The Great Chili for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.88 law-abiding acts per hour.