The Kingdom of Weeviland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Great Monarch Snootus with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 1.62 billion Snootizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enterprise. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Weevilandian economy, worth 33.0 trillion Curculicoins a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 20,376 Curculicoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, the demands of climate protestors are measured in spray-paint can sales, and a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weeviland's national animal is the Weevil, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weevilism.

Weeviland is ranked 102,890^th in the world and 763^rd in Europeia for Safest, scoring 82.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.