The 6mg Confederation of Zynland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valko Nuuska with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.019 billion Zyns live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helzynki. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The all-consuming Zynish economy, worth 110 trillion Pouches a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 108,589 Pouches, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 574,734 per year while the poor average 10,876, a ratio of 52.8 to 1.

No one over the age of 35 has the slightest clue what is going on, exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, the government guarantees that tourists will have the ultimate trip on their trips, and companies have begun running campaigns to stop people from remembering their brand name. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zynland's national animal is the Zynish Beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zynland is ranked 309,571^st in the world and 1,360^th in Europeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.